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Jul 23 2014 6:40 pm

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Jul 23 2014 2:18 pm

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narunfiltered:

pharmacy

Ohio

(A man is buying some insect repellent.)

Me: Did you find everything okay?

Customer: Yeah, thankfully. Listen, I’m a good Christian and I know God wants us to love our neighbor and forgive others of their sins, but… f*** mosquitoes. Seriously.

Me: … *hands him a receipt* Have a nice day, sir.

Customer: *suddenly smiling* You too!

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Jul 23 2014 2:13 pm

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sethiereigns:

Trips trying to bail Stephanie out while the kids watch wrestling.

Jul 23 2014 2:06 pm

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Jul 23 2014 2:03 pm

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lindopapi:

tbh


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